Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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