I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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