We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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