Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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