I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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