i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My life is pants optional.
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