I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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