He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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