Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you traded sex for a burrito?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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