it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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