I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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