Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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