The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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