I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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