Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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