And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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