Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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