She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
4 words: hood of his car
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I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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