i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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