Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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