The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?