Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.