what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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