Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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