I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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