Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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