She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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