Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Someone came in the potted fern
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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