well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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