K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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