i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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