rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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