So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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