Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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