I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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