my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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