I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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