I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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