oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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