Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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