physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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