sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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