So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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