Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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