i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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