Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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