Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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