D3 body, D1 cock
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
