1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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