There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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