32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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