wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Randomize
