i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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