We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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